PHASE OUT!!>>>>BITCH!!!

HAPPY BUNNY DAY YA'LL!!
Want to send a shout out to all my people who ate too much today and who spent time with their families and hated it!! Teehee!
Okay, so today I woke up hella early and ran my ass to the gym to make it THREE days a row that I have been there! I's coming back kids, little bit at a time, but I'm coming! I don't even want to tell you what the scale yelled at me the other day when I stepped on it, that good for nothing SOB told me " One at a time please." I mean the nerve, so when I composed myself I realized that I had actually gained more weight that I was letting on, hence this new motivation to get back in shape. Well that and the fact that I've had to keep buying bigger clothes. Anyhow, I want to write about today before I watch my stories.
After the gym I went over to Dad's and #3's house to help them with the prep for our 1st Annual Clan Easter Picnic. We gathered some wine, eats and blankets and hiked our faggoty asses to Central Park to lay out in the beautiful sun, bond and boywatch. All of us were there, #1-2-3, Dad and Friend. We had a gay ol' time. We laid about and laughed and drank and pointed out future ex-husbands to each other, I will post some pictures once #3 emails them to me since I forgot my camera. I had a wonderful time and just want to thank my friends for being there for me, I always say that I'm a better person for having them in my life!!
** Best quote of the day was Roommate getting all competitive learning how to play a card game called Phase 10. I had never heard of this game, but it's like UNO but more evil, which is why I had no desire to play. But Roommate started getting all personal with the guys and talking shit, I had NEVER seen him exude some much testosterone before. He kept telling everyone he was gonna "Phase OUT!" Luckily I was pretty smashed by that point and didn't really care.
** Also watched the GLAAD awards and want to make an effort to be more politically aware, I don't know how, but I will.

Love ya'll!!

DF>

"Love Ridden"

Love ridden, I've looked at you
With the focus I gave to my birthday candles
I've wished on the lidded blue flames
Under your brow
And baby, I wished for you
Nobody sees when you are lying in your bed
And I wanna crawl in with you
But I cry instead
I want your warm, but it will only make
Me colder when it's over,
So I can't tonight, baby
No, not "baby" anymore - if I need you
I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, we'll only have to wave
My hand won't hold you down no more
The path is clear to follow through
I stood too long in the way of the door
And now I'm giving up on you
No, not "baby" anymore- if I need you
I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, we'll only have to wave
No, not "baby" anymore- if I need you
I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, we'll only have to wave

These are the lyrics to one of the best break up songs in the world. She happened to play in a sad playlist at work today. I replayed it twice and then found the lyrics, love sucks!! What are some of your favorite break up songs?

DF.

Saturday Night

It rained like crazy today and I didn't get anything really done today, but I did rest, so I guess that it was all good. Met up with #3 and Dad and went over to the salon where Friend and Roommate work and we all got a hair cut. It was a short boy hair cut around. We then all ended up heading over to dinner to celebrate #3 and Dad's two year anniversary at the SoHo Cantina. Trannie showed up too and we had a gay ol' time. We all ate like a fatgurls, and I'm pissed right now because I just realized that I forgot to take pictures of the nights festivities! We are all currently shoved into our little apartment while we get ready to go out and hit some new clubs. Friend, Dad, #3 and Roommate! We will meet up with Trannie later on, and I can't wait. I'll have to write about that later!! I'm gonna have fun tonight!

Df.

PATOS!!

Gay Ducks!

has this ever happened to you? just wondering...

So I forgot to mention this the other day because I was trying to find a decent way of telling this story. And after retelling said story I figured that I could finally write it down. Here is the story that I told the guys at work, we were sitting around trading drunk night war stories and when it came time for me I was asked when the last time that I had a drink was.
"The last time that I had a drink? Hmmm, let me think. Oh yeah! Monday, the day before Roommate came home and I took a personal day. I stay home and opened up a bottle of wine by myself." I said hoping that they would leave at that, but this kids know me to well and wanted to know all the details.
" And then what happened? Girl, get to the good stuff." My work sister squealed.
" Okay, well I told myself that I would only have ONE glass of wine, and I woke up I don't how much long later naked with my laptop on my bed playing porn and the bottle was empty. AND I had apparently molested myself." I looked around and no one said anything for a second then they started laughing hysterically, and so did I.

So that was my Monday night! I don't know why I shared that, I only know that I haven't shared anything in a while and I thought that this would be good for ya'll!!

Love df.

Trader JOSE'S....

AAAAAHHHHH, that is what I said this morning when I woke up from my last night alone in the apartment. Roommate comes home tonight from his week long holiday so I decided to celebrate last night with a bottle of Merlot all to myself. I took a personal day today to catch up on being Jose. I've been running around so much and working long hours that I just needed run errands and clean up a bit. That's how I ended up at the brand new Trader Joe's. It's small and has enormous lines, but the prices are great and it was the first time that I actually bought some groceries for this apartment since we moved in. I'm just puttering about right now, looking through a course catalogue for the New School. I've been seriously thinking about just taking some part time classes this summer, in the evening, of course. I'm looking at writing, French or photography. There's even a cooking class that I was thinking of taking too! I just think that the courses that I was checking out would help me with my career and make me a better agent if I can speak French. How hot would that be? Me running around the shows in Paris screaming at people in French. After French I want to learn Italian and Portuegese, they say it's going to be easier for me because I already know Spanish. Well I better go, gotta finish vegging!

df