So I forgot to mention this the other day because I was trying to find a decent way of telling this story. And after retelling said story I figured that I could finally write it down. Here is the story that I told the guys at work, we were sitting around trading drunk night war stories and when it came time for me I was asked when the last time that I had a drink was.
"The last time that I had a drink? Hmmm, let me think. Oh yeah! Monday, the day before Roommate came home and I took a personal day. I stay home and opened up a bottle of wine by myself." I said hoping that they would leave at that, but this kids know me to well and wanted to know all the details.
" And then what happened? Girl, get to the good stuff." My work sister squealed.
" Okay, well I told myself that I would only have ONE glass of wine, and I woke up I don't how much long later naked with my laptop on my bed playing porn and the bottle was empty. AND I had apparently molested myself." I looked around and no one said anything for a second then they started laughing hysterically, and so did I.
So that was my Monday night! I don't know why I shared that, I only know that I haven't shared anything in a while and I thought that this would be good for ya'll!!
Love df.
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I hate it when that happens! Especially if it's straight porn! :)
lol yeah, don't u hate it when that happens? ;)
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